I mean, really, has it been 6 months? Really? Whoa...
But unlike Waldo, I'm not missing because some left wing S&M freak kidnapped me and has me chained in Obama's Basement of Traitors. No, I just had so much going on I just didn't freaking have time to get to this all important blog that frankly no one on the face of the Earth reads anyway.
Tonight will have to be short, but be assured that very soon I have many, many, many issues to opine about. The DeathCare fiasco, the brutal senseless murder of Pontiac, the falling poll numbers of your favorite false god, oh so much. But most importantly, I want to discuss....MY SUMMER OF MOVIES!!
That's right. The world is going Warp 9 to Hell but all we really care about is how good our movie watching summer was, right?
Well, I saw several first runs, mostly well known H'wood stuff, but spent several night revisiting films I thought I loved from the past.
Some, well I still loved.
Some, well I was OK if I hadn't seen them but since I did, meh. Okay.
Some, well I thought "WHAT THE FREAKING HELL WAS I THINKING!! THAT WAS A GOLD PLATED TURD!!"
Funny how tastes change, eh? Well I have to run now but stay tuned and I'll rip off the topics later that I hit on.
Good night and good gravy.
(Damn. A really pithy sign-off slogan is harder to come up with than I thought...)